<?php
if(lcg_value() < 0.5) {
  echo "Throwing Exception... server: xxxx.com";
  throw new Exception('This is not a real error, testing logsend.  Server: xxxx.com');
}
else {
  echo "Fake Mysql Connetion...Server: xxxxx.com";
  mysql_connect("not_a_real_host","user","pass");
}
?>